Corey Taylor - X-M@$ > Music Videos Lyrics

Another new version of Christmas song title 'X-M@$' is a song by American musician Corey Taylor recorded for The Teenage Cancer Trust. The video itself is dedicated to those who hate Christmas. It was made digitally available on December 12th, 2010 and entered the UK Singles chart at number 37.

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Song Title : Corey Taylor

Artist : X-M@$

Album : n/a

Corey Taylor - X-M@$ Lyrics :

Ho Ho Ho Ho!

There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
Gussied up candy canes and balls
Those carolers have kept me up for hours
It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing
But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
HA

If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
And all you motherf**kers go to hell
If I ain’t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
Joy to the world and jack and coke
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
Cause I never anything but broke

Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
And those colored lights are f**king infantile
I think we collectively as the people
Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
And tell the world:
“Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
Before we spend it all on f**king toys.
HA

So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
You know where to stick those jingle bells
If I ain’t hammered it ain’t Hanukkah
Fa la la la la go f**k yourself!
If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
Joy to the world of getting stoned
If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
HA

MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS!